At the Water's Edge Page 2

  As everyone burst into laughter, I noticed a footman in old-fashioned knee breeches perched near the top of a stepladder, pallid, motionless, struggling to contain the biggest bottle of champagne I'd ever seen. On the marble table in front of him was a structure of glasses arranged so that if someone poured continuously into the top one, they would eventually all be filled. As a rush of bubbles cascaded over the sides of the bottle and into the footman's sleeves, he stared in white-faced horror at Mrs. Pew.

  Hank assessed the situation and apparently took pity on the fellow. He raised his glass, as well as his other hand, and with the flair and flourish of a ringmaster boomed, "One! Happy New Year!"

  The orchestra struck up "Auld Lang Syne." General Pew conducted with his empty glass, and Mrs. Pew beamed at his side--not only was her party a smashing success, but it now had a comic anecdote people would speak of for years.

  Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind

  Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and old lang syne...

  Those who knew the words sang along. I had refreshed my memory that afternoon in order to be ready for the big moment, but when cork met crystal, the lyrics were knocked straight out of my brain. By the time we got to running about slopes and picking daisies fine, I gave up and joined Ellis and Hank in la-la-la'ing our way through the rest.

  They waved their glasses in solidarity with General Pew, their free arms looped around my waist. At the end, Ellis leaned in to kiss me.

  Hank looked to one side, then the other, and appeared baffled.

  "Hmm. I seem to have misplaced my date. What have I done with her?"

  "What you haven't done is marry her," I said and then snorted, nearly expelling champagne through my nose. I had sipped my way through at least four glasses on an empty stomach and was feeling bold.

  His mouth opened in mock offense, but even he couldn't pretend ignorance about Violet's growing desperation at the seemingly endless nature of their courtship.

  "Did she actually leave?" he said, scanning the room a little more seriously.

  "I'm not sure," I said. "I haven't seen her in a while."

  "Then who will give me my New Year's kiss?" he asked, looking bereft.

  "Oh, come here, you big lug." I stood on tiptoe and planted a kiss on his cheek. "You've always got us. And we don't even require a ring."

  Ellis threw us an amused side eye and motioned to Hank that he should wipe my lipstick off his cheek.

  Beyond him, the footman was still balanced on the second to highest rung of the stepladder. He was bent at the waist, trying to aim the bottle at the top glass, and had gone from pale to purple with the effort. His mouth was pressed into a grim line. I looked around to see if reinforcements were coming and didn't see any.

  "Ellis? I think he needs help," I said, tilting my head in the footman's direction.

  Ellis glanced over. "You're right," he said, handing me his glass. "Hank? Shall we?"

  "Do you really think she's left?" Hank said wistfully, his lips hovering near the edge of his glass. "She was a vision tonight. That dress was the color of the gloaming, the sequins jealous stars in the galaxy of her night, but nothing, nothing could compare to the milky skin of her--"

  "Boys! Concentrate!" I said.

  Hank snapped back to life. "What?"

  "Maddie thinks that man needs help," said Ellis.

  "That thing's enormous," I said. "I don't think he can hold it on his own."

  "I should think not. That's a Balthazar," said Ellis.

  "That's not a Balthazar," Hank said. "That's a Nebuchadnezzar."

  The footman's arms were quaking. He began pouring but missed. Champagne fell between the glasses, splashing onto the table and floor. His gloves and sleeves were saturated.

  "Uh-oh," said Hank.

  "Uh-oh indeed," said Ellis. "Mrs. Pew will not be pleased."

  "I rather suspect Mrs. Pew is never pleased," Hank said.

  Rivulets of sweat ran down the footman's forehead. It was plain to see that he was going to fall forward, right onto the glasses. I looked to Mrs. Pew for help, but she had disappeared. I tried to signal the General, but he was holding court with a replenished cocktail.

  I dug my elbow into Ellis's side.

  "Go!" I said urgently. "Go help him."

  "Who's she talking about?" said Hank.

  I glared at him, and then some more, until he remembered.

  "Oh! Of course." He tried to hand me his glass, but I was already holding two. He set his on the floor and yanked his lapels in a businesslike manner, but before he and Ellis could mobilize, help arrived in the form of other servants bearing four smaller but still very large bottles, and three more stepladders. Mrs. Pew glided in behind them to make sure all was under control.

  "Now those are Balthazars," said Hank, with a knowing nod. He retrieved his drink from the floor and drained it.

  "No. Those are Jeroboams," said Ellis.

  "I think I know my champagne," said Hank.

  "And I don't?"

  "I think you're both wrong. Those are Ebenezers," I said.

  That stopped them.

  I broke into tipsy giggles. "Ebenezer? Get it? Christmas? The holidays? Oh never mind. Someone get me another. I spilled mine."

  "Yes. On me," said Ellis.

  Hank spun around and set his glass on the tray of a passing waiter. He clapped his hands. "All right, who's up for a snowball fight?"

  We toppled outside and made snow angels right there in front of the Pews' home and all the cars and liveried drivers that were lined up waiting for guests. I gathered one snowball and managed to land it on Ellis's chest before screeching and running back inside.

  In the vast foyer, Ellis helped brush the snow off my back and hair. Hank hung his jacket over my bare shoulders, and the two of them guided me to a trio of ornate, embroidered chairs near a roaring fire. Hank, who had had the presence of mind to grab my mink stole on the way back in, shook it off and draped it over the edge of the rosewood table in front of us. Ellis went in search of hot toddies, and I peeled off my gloves, which were stained and soaked.

  "God, look at me," I said, gazing down at myself. "I'm a mess."

  My silk dress and shoes were ruined. I tried in vain to smooth out the water spots, and checked quickly to make sure I still had both earrings. The gloves were of no consequence, but I hoped the stole could be saved. If not, I'd succeeded in destroying my entire outfit.

  "You're not a mess. You're magnificent," said Hank.

  "Well, I was," I lamented.

  I'd spent the afternoon at Salon Antoine having my hair and makeup done, and had eaten almost nothing for two days before so my dress would drape properly. It was a beautiful pomegranate-red silk, the same material as my shoes. It matched my ruby engagement ring, and all of it set off my green eyes. Ellis had given me the dress and shoes a few days earlier, and before the party I had presented myself to him like a flamenco dancer, twirling so the skirt would take flight. He professed his delight, but I felt a familiar pang of sorrow as I tried, yet again, to imagine exactly what he was seeing. My husband was profoundly color-blind, so to him my ensemble must have been a combination of grays. I wondered which ones, and how many variations there were, and whether they had different depths. I couldn't imagine a world without color.

  Hank dropped into a chair, leaving one leg dangling over its arm. He pulled his bow tie open and undid his cuffs and collar. He looked like a half-drowned Clark Gable.

  I shivered into his jacket, holding it closed from the inside.

  Hank patted his chest and sides. He stopped suddenly and lifted an eyebrow.

  "Oh!" I said, realizing what he was looking for. I retrieved the cigarette case from his inside pocket and handed it to him. He flipped it open and held it out in offering. I shook my head. He took a cigarette for himself and snapped the case shut.

  "So, how about it then?" he said, his eyes glistening playfully. "Shall we go get us a monster?"

  "Sure
," I said, waving my hand. "We'll hop on the next liner." It was what I always said when the topic came up, which was often, and always after boatloads of booze. It was our little game.

  "I think getting away would do Ellis good. He seems depressed."

  "Ellis isn't depressed," I said. "You just want to escape Violet's clutches."

  "I do not," he protested.

  "You didn't even notice when she left tonight!"

  Hank cocked his head and nodded, conceding the point. "I suppose I should send flowers."

  "First thing in the morning," I said.

  He nodded. "Absolutely. At the crack of noon. Scout's honor."

  "And I think you should marry her. You need civilizing, and I need a female friend. I have only you and Ellis."

  He clutched a hand to his heart, mortally wounded. "What are we, chopped liver?"

  "Only the finest foie gras. Seriously, though. How long are you going to make her wait?"

  "I'm not sure. I don't know if I'm ready to be civilized yet. But when I am, Violet can have the honors. She can pick a mean set of china."

  As I set my drink down, I caught another glimpse of my dress and shoes. "I think maybe I need civilizing. Will you just marry her already?"

  "What is this, an ambush?" He tapped the cigarette against the top of the case and put it between his lips. A servant appeared from nowhere to light it.

  "Mm, thanks," Hank said, inhaling. He leaned back and let smoke drift from his mouth to his nose in a swirling white ribbon that he re-inhaled. He called this maneuver the "Irish Waterfall."

  "If I do marry her, Ellis and I won't have a hope, because you girls will gang up on us."

  "We won't be able to," I said. "The distribution will be equal."

  "They're never equal between the sexes. You already gang up on Ellis and me all by yourself."

  "I do not!"

  "You're ganging up on me right now, at this very minute, single-handedly baiting the marriage trap. I tell you, it's the ultimate female conspiracy. You're all in on it. Personally, I can't see what all the fuss is about."

  Ellis returned, followed by a waiter who set steaming crystal glasses with handles on the table in front of us. Ellis flopped into a chair.

  Hank set his cigarette in an ashtray and picked up his toddy. He blew steam from the surface and took a cautious sip. "So, Ellis, our darling girl here was just saying we should go on a trip," he said. "Find us a plesiosaur."

  "Sure she was," said Ellis.

  "She was. She has it all planned out," said Hank. "Tell him, Maddie."

  "You're drunk," I said, laughing.

  "That is true, I will admit," said Hank, "but I still think we should do it." He ground the cigarette out so hard its snuffed end splayed like a spent bullet. "We've been talking about it for years. Let's do it. I'm serious."

  "No you're not," I said.

  Hank once again clasped his heart. "What's happened to you, Maddie? Don't tell me you've lost your sense of adventure. Has Violet been civilizing you in secret?"

  "No, of course not. You haven't given her the chance. But we can't go now. Liners haven't run since the Athenia went down."

  I realized I'd made it sound like it had spontaneously sprung a leak, when in reality it had been torpedoed by a German U-boat with 1,100 civilians on board.

  "Where there's a will, there's a way," said Hank, nodding sagely. He sipped the toddy again, then peered into it accusingly. "Hmmmm. Think I prefer whiskey after all. Back in a minute. Ellis, talk to your wife. Clearly she's picking up bad habits."

  He launched himself from his chair, and for a moment looked like he might topple over. He clutched the back of Ellis's chair while he regained his balance and finally wafted off, drifting like a butterfly.

  Ellis and I sat in relative silence, within a bubble created by the chatter and laughter of other people.

  He slid slowly down in his chair until it must have looked empty from behind. His eyes were glassy, and he'd turned a bit gray.

  My own ears buzzed from the champagne. I lifted both hands to investigate my hair, and discovered the curls on one side had come undone and were clinging to my neck. Reaching further around, I realized that the diamond hair comb given to me by my mother-in-law was missing. I felt a stab of panic. It had been a gift on our wedding day, a rare moment of compassion shown me by a woman who had made no secret of not wanting me to marry her son, but was nonetheless moved to give it to me seconds before Hank walked me down the aisle.

  "I think we should do it," Ellis said.

  "Sure," I said gaily. "We'll just hop on the next--"

  "I mean it," he said sharply.

  I looked up, startled by his tone. He was grinding his jaw. I wasn't sure exactly when it had happened, but his mood had shifted. We were no longer playing a game.

  He looked at me in irritation. "What? Why shouldn't we?"

  "Because of the war," I said gently.

  "Carpe diem, and all that crap. The war is part of the adventure. God knows I'm not getting near it any other way. Neither is Hank, for that matter." He raked a hand through his hair, leaving a swath of it standing on end. He leaned in closer and narrowed his eyes. "You do know what they call us, don't you?" he said. " 'FFers.' "

  He and Hank were the only 4Fers in the room. I wondered if someone had slighted him when he'd gone to find drinks.

  Hank took his flat-footedness in stride, as he did most things, but being given 4F status had devastated Ellis. His color blindness had gone undetected until he tried to enlist and was rejected. He'd tried a second time at a different location and was turned down again. Although it was clearly not his fault, he was right that people judged, and I knew how this chipped at him. It was relentless and unspoken, so he couldn't even defend himself. His own father, a veteran of the Great War, had treated him with undisguised revulsion since hearing the news. This injustice was made all the more painful because we lived with my in-laws, who had perversely removed any chance at escape. Two days after the attack on Pearl Harbor, they cut Ellis's allowance by two thirds. My mother-in-law broke it to us in the drawing room before dinner, announcing with smug satisfaction that she was sure we'd be pleased to know that until "this terrible business was over" the money would be going toward war bonds. Strictly speaking, that may have been where the money was going, but it was perfectly clear that the real motive was punishing Ellis. His mother was exacting revenge because he'd dared to marry me, and his father--well, we weren't exactly sure. Either he didn't believe that Ellis was color-blind, or he couldn't forgive him for it. The nightmarish result was that we were forced to live under the constant scrutiny of people we'd come to think of as our captors.

  "You know how hard it is," he went on, "with everyone staring at me, wondering why I'm not serving."

  "They don't stare--"

  "Don't patronize me! You know perfectly well they do!"

  His outburst caused everyone to turn and look.

  Ellis waved an angry hand at them. "See?"

  He glanced fiercely around. To a person, they turned away, their scandalized expressions trained elsewhere. Conversations resumed, but in dampened tones.

  Ellis locked eyes with me. "I know I look perfectly healthy," he continued, his voice under taut control. "My own father thinks I'm a coward, for Christ's sake. I need to prove myself. To him, to them, to me. Of all people, I thought you'd understand."

  "Darling, I do understand," I said.

  "But do you?" he asked, his mouth stretching into a bitter smile.

  "Of course," I said, and I did, although at that moment I would have said anything to calm him down. He'd been drinking hard liquor since early afternoon, and I knew things could degenerate quickly. The carefully averted faces of those around us already portended a very unpleasant beginning to the new year.

  My mother-in-law, who had missed the party because of a migraine, would surely start receiving reports of our behavior by noon. I could only imagine how she'd react when she found out I'd lost the hair
comb. I resolved to telephone the next day and throw myself on Mrs. Pew's mercy. If the comb had come out in the snow, it was probably gone forever, but if it had fallen down the back of a sofa, it might turn up.

  Ellis watched me closely, the fire dancing in his eyes. After a few seconds, his angry mask melted into an expression of sad relief. He leaned sideways to pat my knee and almost fell out of his chair.

  "That's my girl," he said, struggling upright. "Always up for adventure. You're not like the other girls, you know. There's not an ounce of fun in them. That's why Hank won't marry Violet, of course. He's holding out for another you. Only there isn't one. I've got the one and only."

  "Who the whatty-what now?" said Hank, appearing from nowhere and crashing back into his chair. "Over here!" he barked, snapping his fingers above his head. A waiter set more drinks on the table in front of us. Hank turned back to Ellis. "Is she trying to marry me off again? I swear there's an echo in here."

  "No. She's agreed. We're going to Scotland."

  Hank's eyes popped open. "Really?" He looked at me for confirmation.

  I didn't think I'd agreed, per se, at least not after I realized we weren't just joking, but since I'd managed to defuse the bomb and perhaps even save the evening, I decided to play along.

  "Sure," I said, gesturing grandly. "Why not?"

  Chapter Three

  The next morning, I was startled awake by the telephone ringing in the downstairs hallway. It was exactly nine o'clock, which was the very earliest time considered civilized. I clutched the covers to my chin, paralyzed, as Pemberton, the butler, summoned my mother-in-law. I heard her determined footsteps, then her muffled voice, rising and falling in surprised waves.

  I was entirely wretched--my head pounded, my stomach was sour, and it was quite possible that I was still drunk. While I remembered much of the night before, there were moments I couldn't recall, like getting home. The realization that I'd passed the point of being tipsy had come over me quite suddenly--I remembered being acutely aware that it was time to call it a night, but I did not remember leaving, much less the ride home. I had no idea how many--or few--hours I'd been in bed.

  My ruined dress lay in a limp heap in the middle of the carpet, looking for all the world like a length of intestine. My shoes were nearby, one of them missing a heel. The white stole was flung over the edge of my polished mahogany dressing table, the fur spiked and dirty. I'd dropped my strand of pearls in front of my jewelry box, and both earrings, cushion-cut rubies surrounded by diamonds, were nearby but not together. A very large champagne cork was planted squarely between them. I checked my finger for my ring and then, with a sickening feeling of vertigo, remembered the hair comb. I burrowed my face into my pillow and pulled its edges over my ears.